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March 29, 2011

Incognito

To you this may be a plush strawberry. But actually it is a bag!

I recently bought this on ebay for $0.99. Don't know how durable it is yet, but if I need a bag I'll always have one handy.

Quotes That Bring Chuckles

"Okay. I am a poo. So what?"- doggy poo
"You are not just any poo. You are a doggy poo. The worst kind of them all."-soil
-The movie "Doggy Poo"

"What an insensitive man you are. Love retard!!"
-OhisamaCompany Vol.1 Ch.4

"You punk! Is there a hobo in your stomach begging for food?!"
-Honey Mustard Ch.5

"Large hats make little women look like mushrooms."
-Everyday Etiquette(1907) & from Uncle's John's Monumental Bathroom Reader

"If pro means for and con means against. How can there be much progress in congress?"
-a book that I can't remember the title to

"Kaji-kun why are you wearing glasses?"-Misora
"I wonder whose idiotic pig foot stomped on my contact."-Kaji
-Benkyou Shinasai! Ch.1

"What's this? Did the quadratic formula explode?"
-Strong Bad email 118.

"Did you honk or sound your lights?"
-an adjuster questioning an insured about an accident

"Are these hot flashes and irritability premenopausal? Or is my husband just really super annoying?"
-Healia magazine ad

"There's ocean in my pants! There's ocean in my pants!"
-Monk

"Oh war. It's God's way of teaching Americans Geography."
-Stephen Colbert

"You can never live in two places because there's only one of you."
-Little girl talking to a Homestar Runner puppet

"So do you normally go around trying to get killed or are you just stupid?"
- from Witch Class Vol. 1.

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